JayHind! TV & Undercover Productions Ltd. present the second edition of “Battle of The Fekus & Pappus” – Sadma Awards
L K Advani is set to perform a rock anthem live as well as announce the winner for one of the most controversial Sadma Awards
After all the coveted awards of the year, here comes the mother of spoof awards shows, the “Sadma Awards 2013” by India’s only Online Stand-up Comedy and Late Night Show JayHind.TV brought to you by Undercover Productions Ltd. Conceptualized by Abhigyan Jha, the Creator of Jayhind, the evening shall bring to the city the second edition of “Sadma Awards” hosted by Sumeet Raghavan, Rajeev Nigam, Aditi Mittal, Varun Grover, Andy Reghu & Ashwin Mushran on 5th July 2013 will honor the most sordid & disgusting achievements of the year between the last Two April Fool’s days or as some call it – the financial year. With prime focus on politics & Bollywood, the categories pan a varied range of fields like sports, finance and pop-culture.
After marking a niche with his flawless acting in “Sarabhai v/s Sarabhai”, and winning the Best Anchor Award at ITA for the iconic Online TV show JayHind!, Sumeet Raghavan along with popular comic powerhouses Rajeev Nigam, Aditi Mittal, Varun Grover, Andy Reghu & Ashwin Mushran will anchor the evening and present the Awards. As the spoof awards follow the trend of awarding the worst of the year, much like the Padma Awards it satirizes – felicitating noted personalities in categories like “Foot in the mouth Award for maximum bakwas in a year”, “Retirement of the year award”, “Meri aukat bhul gaya award” “Feku Of the year” and so on, for reasons best left unsaid is what “Sadma Awards” is all about.
Now coming to the nominations, in politics, Gandhi family along with our own Manmohan Singh ji is riding the horses high giving stiff competition to the likes of Asaram Bapu, Shushil Kr. Shinde and others for their sordid comments and actions over the various incidents last year. After this follows our favorite section “Bollywood” that has contributed the most duds of the year by torturing us with movies like Himmatwala, Joker and a platter of inedible sequels of Jism, Houseful and what not.
Similarly, a bunch of other not-so-cool achievers have made it to the nominations, proving it to be most difficult to choose the best from the “worst of the year”.
Interesting Fact: People asked for Sadma Vibhushan for Justice Katju & Sajid Khan & nominated Himmatwala for the Kandam Award. These three names were included on public demand.
About JayHind! TV
Being the World’s first full format TV show online, JayHind! has always made news for its pioneering efforts in the entertainment space. The show is hugely popular among Indians across the world and is nearing 200 million views online. Abhigyan Jha : the man behind Jay Hind !, phenomenal Talent of the sharpoest team of writers and the naturally perfect comic timing of host Sumeet Raghvan helped JayHind pick up a record 6 Nominations including Best News Based Show, & win 2 Awards at ITA, 2012 beating 500 Broadcast Channels including 136 News Channels for Best Talk/Chat Show & Best Anchor Talk/Chat Show.
Sadma Awards Nominations list (2013)
1. Meri Teen Betiyan Hai Award for Shirking Responsibility :
• Manmohan Singh
• Sushil Kumar Shinde
• Delhi Police Commissioner Neeraj Kumar
• Minister of State for Home RPN Singh
2. Meri Aukat Bhul Gaya Award :
• Asaram Bapu,
• Abhijeet Mukherjee
• Sir Jadeja
• Arvind Kejriwal
3. Foot in The Mouth Award for Maximum Bakwas in A Year
• Owaisi,
• Justice Katju,
• Salman Khurshid
• Sushil Kumar Shinde
4. Kapde Phenk, Tamasha Dekh Award for The Nangi Ladki of The Year
• Poonam Pandey,
• Sherlyn Chopra,
• Sunny Leone
• Veena Malik
5. Chutiya of The Year
• Arindam Chaudhari
• Honey Singh
• Akbaruddin Owaisi
• Ponty & Monty Chadha
6. Ghisa Hua Ok Sabun Award for Maximum Dhulai In a Year
• Australia
• Vijay Mallya
• Harbhajan Singh
• Zimbabwe
7. Retirement of the Year
• Pope
• Hillary Clinton
• Ricky Ponting
• Sachin Tendulkar
8. Ghatiya Research of The Year
• Trivortex Bangles endprsed by Shashi Tharoor
• Blackberry Z10 (last year for playbook which had no silver lining)
• Hatf 9 Missile
• De Waal and Pokorny (Netherlands and USA) for discovering that chimpanzees can identify other chimpanzees individually from a picture of their bottoms.
9. Bankrupt of The Year
• Sahara India
• Anna Hazare
• Blockbuster of UK
• Deccan Chargers
10. Crime Master Gogo Award for Thief of The Year
• Subroto Roy Sahara
• Shri Robert Vadra
• Chautala Baap Beta
• UPA for CoalGate
11. Inko Ho kya Gaya Hai Award for Weirdest Moves/Movement of the Year
• Gangnam Style & Psy
• Harlem Shake
• Prabhu Deva for Chinta ta chita chita
• AAP Civil Disobedience against Electricity bill
12. Tapakti Laar Award for Lalchi Of The Year
• Nitin Gadkari
• Pratibha Patil for taking her entire village for Foreign Trips
• Subhinder Singh Prem, & Vishnu Bhagat
• Reebok’s Ex-Managing Director & COO for looting their own company for 100
Million $ & Rajat Gupta of Mckinsey & Goldman Sachs
13. Rumour of The Year
• Narendra Modi will be PM
• Rahul Gandhi will be PM
• SRK-Karan Break Up
• Delhi is Now Safe
14. Sadakchhap Award
• Vivek Oberoi
• KRK
• Pakistan
• TMC Workers
15. Sextoy of The year
• Bilawal Bhutto
• Intensity by Jopen for Women
• Article 66A (govt screwed many with this Kapil Sibal Brand IT Rules Toy
including two innocent girls from Vasai)
• We Vibe for Couples who want more.
16. Sextoy user of The year
• Hina Rabbani Khar
• Abhishek Manu Singhvi
• Pope Benedict XVI
• Shirish Kunder
17. Shaitan Of The Year
• Delhi Police for using Water Cannons & Lathicharging Delhi gangrape Protesters
• Pakistan Army for Beheading an Indian Soldier & then not having the Balls to
claim the act,
• Maharashtra MLAs Bahujan Vikas Aghadi’s Kshitij Thakur and MNS’s Ram
Kadam, for for Beating Up a Cop Inside the Assembly
• Mangalore Police for Putting Journalist Naveen Soorinje in jail for 4 Months for reporting on a crime committed by Hindu Jagaran Vedike
18. The Richest Gandhi Alive Award
• Sonia Gandhi
• Rahul Gandhi
• Varun Gandhi
• Robert Gandhi…technically he is a Gandhi
19. Musafir Of The year
• Manmohan Singh
• Suhel Seth
• Pratibha Patil
• Sheila Dixit
20. Vella of the year
• Tusshar Kapoor
• Shahid Kapoor,
• Piyush Chawla
• Abhishek Bachchan
21. Idiot of the Year
• Sajid Khan
• Shirish Kunder
• Farah Khan for being related to both of them
• Justice Katju for calling 90% of Indians Idiots
22. Cry Baby of the year
• Bruno Mars
• Enrique Iglesias
• Rahul Gandhi – meri maa ro rahi thi
• M Karunanidhi
23. International Idiot of The year
• Hafiz Sayed
• Kim Jong Un
• Italian Marines
• Mickey Arthur
24. Bearded Idiot of the year
• Asaram Bapu
• Baba Ramdev
• Imraan Khan(matru)
• Owaisi Brothers
25. Luvdude of the year
• Rahul Gandhi
• Sidharth Malhotra
• Varun Dhawan
• Varun Gandhi
26. DMC award …dimag ki maa ch#DNA ..award ..
• Gangnam Style
• Jo tera hai Woh mera hai
• Honey Bunny
• Choot by Honey Singh
27. Twitter pe paka daala award
• SRK
• Barakh Dutt for continuing to block everyone who doesn’t agree with her
• Sagarika Ghosh for doinh couple tweets with rajdeeep
• Chetan Bhagat for giving away 2 Ipod nanos for a thousand promotions every day
28 .“Naadaan Teenager ko Ullu Banaya” Award for the worst Teen-film of the year
• Student Of The Year
• Ekk Deewana Tha
• Ishaqzaade
• Ajab Gazab Love
29.“Ab Kitni Baar Yahi Picture Banaogey” Award for Worst Sequel of The year in a year that had the maxmum sequels ever
• Jism 2
• Dabangg
• Housefull 2
• Raaz 3
30. ‘Script Ki Pakad Ke Le Li’ award for the outrageously bad script of the year
• Joker’
• Players’
• Aiyyaa’
• Blood Money’
31.‘Madam zara sambhal ke award’ for the best wildly flailing boobs
• Sunny Leone in Jism 2
• Paoli Dam in Hate Story
• Amisha Patel in Race 2
• Sanjay Dutt in Agneepath & again in Zilla Ghaziabad
32. ‘Papa Kahte hain’ award for the worst star son/daughter of the year
• Jackky Bagnani – Ajab Ghazab Love & Rangrezz
• Varun Dhawan – Student Of The year
• Aaliya Bhatt – Student of The Year
• Prateik Babbar – Ekk Deewana Tha
33. “Kandam” Award for Worst Film of the year
• Barfi : Lifetime Achievement in Copying – slideshow with commentary
• Dangerous Ishq : tried to destroy 3D technology
• Cocktail
• Himmatwala – we had to replace Heroine with this magnum opus on Public
Demand
34. “Tabaah” Award for Most Pathetic Actor of the year
• SRK – Jab Tak hai Jaan
• Arunoday Singh : Jism 2
• Akshay Kumar – Joker & Rowdy Rathore
• Vivek_Oberoi”Vivek Oberoi : Kismet Love Paisa Dilli
35. “Tabaah” Award for Most Pathetic Actress of the year
• Karishma Kapoor – Dangerous Ishq
• Sunny Leone – Jism 2
• Kareena Kapoor – Heroine
• Farah Khan – Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi
36. Auto Tune Singer Of the year
• Swanand Kirkire for ‘ala Barfi’
• Priyanka Chopra( in my city)
• Himesh Reshamiya – for every song
• Rani Mukherjee for Aga Bai from that magnum opus aiyya. Yeah belly dancing and singing don’t go together,
37. Talentless Hack of the year
• Honey Singh
• Jackky Bhagnani
• Sajid Khan
• Rahul G.
38. Yeh Bechara Hormonal Change Ka Maara for Tharki of The Year
• Hina Rabbani Khar for seducing bechara Bilawal
• Abhishek Manu Singhvi
• CIA director Patraeus resigned from his position shortly after it became known that he had an extramarital affair with All In biographer, Paula Broadwell.
• Gopal Kanda
39. Shit Which you Eat on TV.
• Comedy Circus – sony
• Roadies – MTV
• Diya Aur Baati – Star Plus.
• Bigg Boss – Colors
40. News panel freeloader of the year
• Suhel Seth
• Teesta Setalvad
• Mani Shankar Aiyar
• Subramanian Swamy
41. “Sabse bada bakchod” for Frustrated Anchor of the Year.
• Rajat Sharma – India TV
• Arnav Goswami – Times Now.
• Raghu Ram – Roadies, MTV
• Rajeev Masand – CNN IBN Film Review Show.
42. “Ramsay” Award for Most Darawana Chehra on TV.
• Anupama Chopra
• Rakhi Sawant: Bigg Boss
• Bharti Shah : Comedy Circus
• Govinda: Any channel after Midnight
43. Feku of The Year
• Narendra Modi
• Manish Tiwari
• Ravi Shastri
• Derek O’Brien
44. Sadma Shri
• Laloo Prasad Yadav
• Sushree Mayawati
• Deepak Chopra : for making billions out of saying things no one understands
• Renuka Chaudhary
45. Sadma Bhushan
• Beni Prasad Verma
• N D Tiwari
• Mulayam Singh Yada
• Ram Gopal Varma for Attacks of 26/11
46. Sadma Vibhushan
• Sharad Pawar
• Pervez Musharraf
• Justice Katju, for Lifetime achievement in Ghantagiri
• Momota Banerjee
47. Jay Hind Ratna
• Barack Obama : for winning an election he should have lost
• Diggi : the chutiyatic super hero
• Sachin Tendulkar
• LK Advani
