5th Golden Kela Awards Nominations for the year “2012” are OUT!
Bidding Goodbye to Worst Bollywood Performances in the year 2012
Anushka Sharma, Sonakshi Sinha and Deepika Padukone are competing for Worst Actor (Female) Golden Kela Award 2012
‘Indian Moviegoers’ nominated for the Bawara ho gaya hai ke award category
After wasting hundreds of hours and thousands of rupees watching all these failed experiments of filmmaking, the time for vengeance has arrived. Golden Kela Awards, the Indian version of Razzies- “Golden Raspberry Awards” (very popular awards in the West for awarding the worst in the film making industry) has announced its 2012 nominations list for the worst attempts in Bollywood.
With over 7LAC votes last year, the Kela Awards are making their presence felt strongly all over.
Jatin Varma, Founder, Golden Kela
Jatin adds, “In the 5th edition of Golden Kela Awards we could not help but Nominate the ‘Indian Moviegoers’ in the Bawara ho gaya hai ke award category for spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we’ll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2).”
The nominations are out; voting lines will open on 1st jan 2013 and ends 1st March 2013.
Log on to www.goldenkela.com to check out the categories, nominees, updates and cast a vote for vengeance.
Let us have a look at the nominations of the Kela awards for the year 2012.
For the Cream of the Crap in Bollywood
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Worst Actor (Male) | Ajay Devgn for Son Of Sardar and Bol Bachchan |
Imran Khan for Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu |
Sanjay Dutt for Agneepath |
Akshay Kumar for Housefull 2, Rowdy Rathore, Joker and Khiladi 786 |
Siddharth Malhotra and Varun Dhawan for Student Of The Year |
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Worst Actor (Female) |
Anushka Sharma for Jab Tak Hai Jaan |
Sonakshi Sinha for Everything She Did |
Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty for Cocktail |
Farah Khan for Shirin Farhad Ki Nikal Padi |
Alia Bhatt for Student Of The Year |
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Worst Film | Housefull 2
For being way more full (of bad jokes, poor acting, horrible writing and cast members) than we could take. |
Son Of Sardar For being offensive…not just to the Sikh community, but to anyone with intelligence and a sense of humor. |
Khiladi 786 For (among other reasons) being written by the ‘multi-talented genius’ known as Himesh Reshammiya. |
Dabangg 2 For not being Dabangg. |
Jab Tak Hai Jaan For being so bad that we’d rather forget its existence than live on with the knowledge that this was the last film Yash Chopra made. |
Joker For being one of the worst films ever made…anywhere. |
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Worst Director |
Shirish Kunder for Joker |
Arbaaz Khan for Dabangg 2 |
Karan Johar for Student Of The Year |
Kabir Khan for Ek Tha Tiger |
Sajid Khan for Housefull 2 |
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Most Irritating Song*
* For playing incessantly on radio, on TV, in cars, bars and discos; getting stuck in our heads and refusing to leave. |
Chinta ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)
786) |
Son of Sardar (Son of Sardar) | Anarkali Disco Chali (Housefull 2) | Disco Deewane (Student Of The Year) | Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786) |
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Most Atrocious Lyrics
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Anvita Dutt for Ishq wala Love (Student of the Year) | Amitabh BhattacharyaHalkat Jawani (Heroine) | Shabbir Ahmed for Bipasha Bipasha (Jodi Breakers) | Shabbir Ahmed for Po Po (Son Of Sardar) | Sameer Anjaan for Chinta Ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore) | Himesh Reshammiya for Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786) |
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Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award
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Homi Adjania
For following up Being Cyrus with Cocktail. We had expectations from you, Homi!
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Sanjay Khandvi
For taking his own awesome Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local, setting it in Delhi and making Kismat Love Paisa Dilli…and doing a horrible job of it. |
Ali Azmat
For sounding like a parody of his former self in the song Maula from Jism 2 |
Indian Moviegoers
For spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we’ll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2) |
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Worst Sequel | Dabangg 2 | Housefull 2 | Jannat 2 | Jism 2 |
Raaz 3 |
Kya Super Kool Hain Hum | Bhoot Returns | 1920 Evil Returns
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Why Are You Still Trying? Award
For the people who surprised us by their presence, even though we thought their careers were long over. |
Karisma Kapoor | Chandrachur Singh | Aftab Shivdasani | Shiney Ahuja | Prachi Desai |
Jackie Bhagnani |
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Special Awards to Be Announced At the Ceremony -
The Mera Naam Joker Award for Longest Film Of The Year
Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award
Beta, Tumse Na Ho Payega Award
Super Hit Of the Year
The 5th Annual Golden Kela Awards