5th Golden Kela Awards Nominations for the year “2012” are OUT!

5th Golden Kela Awards Nominations for the year “2012” are OUT!

Bidding Goodbye to Worst Bollywood Performances in the year 2012

Anushka Sharma, Sonakshi Sinha and Deepika Padukone are competing for Worst Actor (Female) Golden Kela Award 2012

 

‘Indian Moviegoers’ nominated for the Bawara ho gaya hai ke award category

After wasting hundreds of hours and thousands of rupees watching all these failed experiments of filmmaking, the time for vengeance has arrived. Golden Kela Awards, the Indian version of Razzies- “Golden Raspberry Awards” (very popular awards in the West for awarding the worst in the film making industry) has announced its 2012 nominations list for the worst attempts in Bollywood.

With over 7LAC votes last year, the Kela Awards are making their presence felt strongly all over.

Jatin VarmaFounder, Golden Kela Awards, said, “We have our hands full with some of the finely made Kela-full movies and performances of the year 2012. As expected, sequels topped the chart this year with 8 nominations in the Worst Sequel category. I see a tough competition in the Worst Actor (Female) Category also; voters will have a tough time choosing between Anushka Sharma, Sonakshi Sinha, Farah Khan, Alia Bhatt, Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty.”

Jatin adds, “In the 5th edition of Golden Kela Awards we could not help but Nominate the ‘Indian Moviegoers’ in the Bawara ho gaya hai ke award category for spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we’ll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2).”

The nominations are out; voting lines will open on 1st jan 2013 and ends 1st March 2013.

Log on to www.goldenkela.com to check out the categories, nominees, updates and cast a vote for vengeance.

Let us have a look at the nominations of the Kela awards for the year 2012.

 

For the Cream of the Crap in Bollywood

Category/

S.No

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8

Worst Actor (Male) Ajay Devgn for Son Of Sardar and Bol Bachchan

Imran Khan for Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu

Sanjay Dutt for Agneepath

Akshay Kumar for Housefull 2, Rowdy Rathore, Joker and Khiladi 786

Siddharth Malhotra and Varun Dhawan for Student Of The Year

Worst Actor (Female)

Anushka Sharma for Jab Tak Hai Jaan

Sonakshi Sinha for Everything She Did

Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty for Cocktail

Farah Khan for Shirin Farhad Ki Nikal Padi

Alia Bhatt for Student Of The Year

Worst Film Housefull 2

For being way more full (of bad jokes, poor acting, horrible writing and cast members)

than we could take.

Son Of Sardar

For being offensive…not just to the Sikh community, but to anyone with intelligence and

a sense of humor.

Khiladi 786

For (among other reasons) being written by the ‘multi-talented genius’ known as Himesh

Reshammiya.

Dabangg 2

For not being Dabangg.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan

For being so bad that we’d rather forget its existence than live on with the knowledge that

this was the last film Yash Chopra made.

Joker

For being one of the worst films ever made…anywhere.

Worst Director

Shirish Kunder for Joker

Arbaaz Khan for Dabangg 2

Karan Johar for Student Of The Year

Kabir Khan for Ek Tha Tiger

Sajid Khan for Housefull 2

Most Irritating Song*

* For playing incessantly on radio, on TV, in cars, bars and discos; getting stuck in our

heads and refusing to leave.

Chinta ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)

786)

Son of Sardar (Son of Sardar) Anarkali Disco Chali (Housefull 2) Disco Deewane (Student Of The Year) Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)

Most Atrocious Lyrics

 

 

Anvita Dutt for Ishq wala Love (Student of the Year)  Amitabh BhattacharyaHalkat Jawani (Heroine) Shabbir Ahmed for Bipasha Bipasha (Jodi Breakers) Shabbir Ahmed for Po Po (Son Of Sardar) Sameer Anjaan for Chinta Ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore) Himesh Reshammiya for Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)

 

Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award

 

Homi Adjania

For following up Being Cyrus with Cocktail. We had expectations from you, Homi!

 

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Sanjay Khandvi

For taking his own awesome Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local, setting it in Delhi and making

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli…and doing a horrible job of it.

Ali Azmat

For sounding like a parody of his former self in the song Maula from Jism 2

Indian Moviegoers

For spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath,

Rowdy Rathore and

Ek Tha Tiger (we’ll keep adding the crores as figures keep

coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2)

Worst Sequel Dabangg 2 Housefull 2 Jannat 2 Jism 2  

Raaz 3

Kya Super Kool Hain Hum Bhoot Returns 1920 Evil Returns

 

Why Are You Still Trying? Award

For the people who surprised us by their presence, even though we thought their careers

were long over.

Karisma Kapoor Chandrachur Singh Aftab Shivdasani Shiney Ahuja  Prachi Desai

Jackie Bhagnani

Special Awards to Be Announced At the Ceremony ­-

The Mera Naam Joker Award for Longest Film Of The Year

Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award

Beta, Tumse Na Ho Payega Award

Super Hit Of the Year

The 5th Annual Golden Kela Awards ceremony will be held at India Habitat Centre (IHC) in March’ 2013 in New Delhi.